COPY + CONTENT FOR BRANDS THAT WANT TO STAND OUT
Creating comedic and converting content for your brand.
i create content THAT WIll engage and entertain
WORKING WITH me is like having Ryan Reynolds and Wednesday Addams on the payroll.
Talk about big bang for your buck.
long story short
MY INTERNET POPULARITY CONTEST RANKING
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10.8K FOLLOWERS | NANO INFLUENCER | 8.5% ENG RATE
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HI HELLO, I’m COURTNEY
A little bit country, a little bit rock and roll. I'm a lifelong writer, self proclaimed black sheep and multi-faceted creative with a strong vision and work ethic. I have an extensive background as a copywriter in entertainment, fashion, restaurants and health & fitness- but don't let that fool ya, I can write anything and everything, including hate mail, songs, skits and a strongly worded letter. Now that's what I call range, baby.
Extra perks- I'm a comedian, singer and actor. An all around entertainer, if you will. I am always on the pulse of pop culture and a natural born storyteller.
In the words of Hannah Montana (is my millennial showing?), you get the best of both worlds.
Based in Los Angeles. I might be the only person here who walks and wears copious amounts of sunscreen.
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HERE TO Serve
Unlike that popcorn blouse that was all the rage in the early 2000s, this is not a one-size-fits-all operation. We are custom couture only. Why? Because I cannot fathom doing something half ass, let alone unoriginal. Your business is unique and constantly changing, as is the online space. As such, I strive to always provide a personalised and unique experience- that also converts. Bang for buck, baby.
COPY+ CONTENT WRITING
AI has never experienced the disappointment of not getting an easy bake oven for Christmas. I have. Plus, I’m funny, and honey, you can’t fake funny.
UGC + Content Creation
Content strategically crafted for your brand that will garner ROAS and low CPCs. How? Psychological principles paired with humor. Unforgettable, that’s what you’ll be.
Creative strategy
This whole internet, branding, entertainment, advertising thing can be a wee bit overwhelming. Here’s a paper sack. Breathe. I got you.
CURRENT & PREVIOUS CLIENTS
ADS SO ORGANIC ERWHON IS JEALOUS
PORTFOLIO
Problem/solution
AMERICAN EAGLE
VOICEOVER
PURESKIN
TESTIMONIAL/REVIEW
NEUMA
LIFESTYLE
SIMPLE MODERN
SKETCH
Sol de Janeiro
TRENDY
SOMME INSTITUTE
DEMO/EDUCATIONAL
BACKMARKET
QUICK DEMO
TRUELINK
SKETCH
GIRLFRIEND COLLECTIVE
hallnoeween
frenchy-grease
troop beverly hills
miss congeniality
COPY + CONTENT WRITING
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Linkedin ads
A LITTLE BIRD AGENCY
META ADS
CITY BBQ
meme ad
DIRECT ORTHOPEDIC CARE
meme ad
DIRECT ORTHOPEDIC CARE
meme ad
DIRECT ORTHOPEDIC CARE
TV AD SCRIPT
DIRECT ORTHOPEDIC CARE
TV AD SCRIPT
DIRECT ORTHOPEDIC CARE
why WORK WITH me?
I’m not over here just tap, tap, tapping away on my keyboard, crossing my fingers the alphabet I'm stringing together is going to convert for you.
Everything I create has psychological principles, human connection philosophies, marketing strategies and best-practices at play.
It’s not magic (it's practical...get it?). Jokes aside, it’s marketing — at its finest, and with me behind the wheel, it's anything but boring.
This isn’t a side hustle. I am a trained copywriter with 8 years of real work experience. Aside from my B.A. in Arts & Letters and minor in English, I was mentored by copywriting and marketing extraordinaire, Alex Cattoni.
I’m as reliable as death and taxes. If I say I’m going to do it- I do it. And I do it well. In the words of Olivia Pope (Scandal fans unite), “it’s handled”.
My turnaround times are fast. You’ll get your proofs + drafts lickety split, without sacrificing quality. Just don’t ask how long it takes me to run a mile. I’m built like a corgi- smol legs = slow pace.
No bullshit. With me you can bid adieu to overpromising and under-delivering, ultra delayed + cryptic communications, and missed deadlines. If you want honesty, transparency and a work ethic so strong it has the Incredible Hulk shaking in his boots, then I’m your gal.
I get results. I’m not here to mess around. The whole point of my business is to elevate your business. If you’re cutting me a check to do the damn thing, then I’m going to do the damn thing. No ifs, ands or buts. And I’ve got the receipts to prove it.
One stop shop. I am an entertainer who innately understands how to...you guessed it, entertain, (and keep ‘em entertained) in addition to the psychological principles of marketing. Instead of going through an agency who would hire me to either write the copy or be the on-screen talent, you get both, for a fraction of the cost, a much quicker turnaround and a seamless work flow.
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I’M REALLY F*&^ING GOOD AT WHAT I DO- BUT DON’T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
UNSOLICITED WORDS FROM CLIENTS
WORDS FROM strangers on the internet
UGC RATES & BUNDLES
UGC SO SEAMLESS AND STRATEGIC THEY WON’T EVEN KNOW IT’S AN AD
$200
1 VIDEO CONCEPT
$450
3 VIDEO CONCEPTs
5 VIDEO CONCEPTS
$800
*3 MONTHS OF USAGE RIGHTS INCLUDED IN BASE RATES
Retainers and custom bundles available upon request.
Let’s get on a call to discuss your pain points and goals.
It’s like therapy but less traumatic.
A LA CARTE
RAW FOOTAGE
ADDT’L HOOKS & CTAS
+50% base rate
$50/ each
whitelisting / SPARK
organic CONCEPTS
+30% base rate/ month
$200/ CONCEPT
ADDT’L USAGE RIGHTS
+3 mo/+30% | +6 mo/+50%
THE A, B, C, D TEST BUNDLE
$1200
16 AD
VARIATIONS
*savings of $2000!
2 base concepts
4 hooks
2 CTA’S
1 static graphic ad
1 revision
creative research & strategy
COMPETITOR RESEARCH + AUDIENCE LANDSCAPE
THE Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3 bundle
$2600
32 AD
VARIATIONS
*savings of $3800!
4 base concepts
4 hooks
2 CTA’S
1 static graphic ad
1 revision
creative research & strategy
COMPETITOR RESEARCH + AUDIENCE LANDSCAPE
It’s an ad, duh package
$3800
ONE STOP
SHOP
COncepts & storyboarding
HOOKS & CTA’S
SCRIPTING
SET DESIGN & wardrobe STYLING
revisionS
*savings of $3800!
creative research & strategy
COMPETITOR RESEARCH + AUDIENCE LANDSCAPE
Close but no cigar?
NEED SOMETHING YOU DON’T SEE HERE? CUSTOM IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE. LET’S TALK.
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GET YOU A GAL WHO CAN DO BOTH
COPY RATES & BUNDLES
WORDS THAT CONVERT, ENGAGE AND ENTERTAIN
Brand voice
FEES start AT $1000
AD COPY
FEES START AT $400/ 5 ads
WEBSITE COPY
FEES start AT $500
EMAIL COPY
FEES start AT $500
SCRIPTS
FEES start AT $600
I base my prices off of AWAI’s rate sheet paired with my training and real work experience.
Need to mix and match, or need a service not listed? Custom bundles available, just book a call and tell me what you want, what you really, really want.
Wanna head to Vegas and make this official?
COPY ALL DAY, YOUR WAY
ROME WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY, BUT YOUR COPY CAN BE
Have you been putting off a copy project for far too long? Or maybe you just had a brilliant idea and need to get it live, like now-uh. Well good thing you’ve got the speediest gal in the west ready for hire. I’ll dedicate my entire day to you and knock out as much as I possibly can within 12 hours. That’s right- phone on DND, it’ll be pedal to the metal.
At the end of the day you’ll have 90% finished copy. The next 24 hours are for you to notate any desired revisions. I’ll implement those the following day (even if it’s a weekend), and just like that, you’ve got words for days and are ready for lift off.
Upon booking, you'll receive an in-depth brand clarity questionnaire and a scheduling link to a 60 min brand strategy call, so I’m in the loop and caught up on all the hot goss, while ensuring you get the most bang for your buck.
$2000
INTRIGUED, but have questions?
FOR CUSTOM QUOTES AND BUNDLES, BOOK A FREE CONSULTATION
THE Process
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT
2
STRATEGY & SERVICE
I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BRAND AND AUDIENCE DEMOGRAPHIC.
BRAND RESEARCH
AUDIENCE LANDSCAPE
CONCEPT+ DRAFT OR SCHEDULE
FILM/EDIT*
WATERMARK DELIERABLES*
*CONTENT/UGC/SOCIAL PACKAGES
3
DELIVERY
THE WHOLE SHABANG. SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED-IT’S YOURS.
INVOICE
FULL DELIVERY + REVISION(S)
CONTENT FEEDBACK
PERFORMANCE FEEDBACK
1
ONBOARDING
IF ALL GOES WELL DURING OUR INITIAL CONSULTATION, WE’LL TAKE IT TO THE NEXT STEP. IT’S GETTING SERIOUS.
DISCOVERY CALL
BRAND QUESTIONNAIRE
PROPOSAL / BRIEF
CONTRACT + 50% DEPOSIT
CLIENT SENDS PRODUCT (IF APPLICABLE)
SHALL WE?
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Let’s ZHUZH your BIZ!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
If you want your marketing plan to be infused with proven strategies and personality- then I’m your gal. If you want someone who has watched a couple TikToks and thinks this is a get rich quick job, then keep it moving. This is custom couture, remember? Not fast fashion.
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Kind Words from Past Clients
STEPHANIE YOCUM
SR MARKETNG Director KONNECT AGENCY
“Collaborating with Courtney has been a game-changer for us. Her work ethic is unparalleled, consistently meeting deadlines with an obsession for detail and delivering. What sets her apart is her seamless incorporation of pop culture references, making the content not only engaging but also incredibly relevant. Her content showcases a rare combination of creativity, comedy and strategic thinking. Courtney is a true asset to any project!”
JOCELYN CUNANAN
SR ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE
AYATANA XP
“Courtney is a marketing dream come true. Her all-encompassing approach is a one-stop shop that not only saves valuable time but maximizes marketing dollars. From attention-grabbing scripts to clever visuals and copy, she delivers top-tier content that's both cost-effective and time-efficient. A true asset for any brand looking to elevate their marketing game.”
SHEILA
LEO
STYLING MANAGER FOR NORTH AMERICA NIKE
“Working with Courtney has been an absolute dream. Not only did she bring new and innovative ideas to the table, her laser focus proved that we met deadlines in a timely and productive manner. She is a true workhorse who is as dependable as she is hilarious. I wholeheartedly endorse her professional prowess!”
Frequently Asked Questions
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WHEN CAN I EXPECT TO RECEIVE MY DELIVERABLES?
You tell me. Any way you want it, that’s the way you get it. Like I said. I’m fast, so if it’s an emergency, I can crank it out. But emergencies aside, I like to have enough time for research, strategy and brainstorming. On average, I can have UGC deliverables to you in 4-7 days. Copy is more dependent on the particular project. but I’ve done one day turnarounds for ads, emails and landing pages, so anything is possible.
WHY HIRE YOU?
Because I have over a decade of marketing experience, am so responsible it makes my grandma look like a party animal, and I’m a kooky creative who comes up with those “damn, I wish we had thought of that” type of ideas. With me you get high quality creative, high converting copy, a sense of humor, a strong eye for aesthetics and excellent communication. The best way to put it is, you get what you pay for.
SO YOU’RE A COPYWRITER, A CONTENT CREATOR A COMEDIAN AND AN ENTERTAINER? THAT SEEMS LIKE A LOT (IN GENERAL AND A LOT OF C’S).
Yes. I am a multifaceted creative. Oh, and I was Valedictorian. (My mom says I need to let that one go). I am half ultra responsible, business savvy professional and half creative. Working with me means you get a real life stand up comedian on staff, and a highly trained marketing professional. Unlike most comedians, I love to shower and brush my hair. Must be the pop star in me. All jokes aside, people can be both passionate and talented at more than one thing. I just happen to have a long list of things I’m good at. I’ll tell my parents you say thanks.
LET’s CHAT
You made it this far. Click the button below to book a free call and tell me what you desire. I’m like a magic genie who just wears a lot of black.
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