Asterisk

COPY + CONTENT FOR BRANDS THAT WANT TO STAND OUT

Asterisk

HERE TO Serve

Unlike that popcorn blouse that was all the rage in the early 2000s, this is not a one-size-fits-all operation. We are custom couture only. Why? Because I cannot fathom doing something half ass, let alone unoriginal. Your business is unique and constantly changing, as is the online space. As such, I strive to always provide a personalised and unique experience- that also converts. ROI, baby.

COPY &

CONTENT WRITING

AI has never experienced the disappointment of not getting an easy bake oven for Christmas. I have. Plus, I’m funny, and honey, you can’t fake funny.

UGC &

CONTENT CREATION

Content strategically crafted for your brand that will garner ROAS and low CPCs. How? Psychological principles paired with humor. Unforgettable, that’s what you’ll be.

SOCIAL MEDIA & STRATEGY

This whole internet, branding, content, entertainment, advertising thing can be a wee bit overwhelming. Here’s a paper sack. Breathe. I got you.

EXPERIENTIAL & EVENTS

The easiest way to sell is to let people see it, touch it, feel it and taste it. Be one with the people. Let me help you go offline for a bit and do the IRL thing.

COPY + CONTENT WRITING SERVICES

Brand

voice

If you aren't clear on what you're saying as a brand, you're basically speaking to no one at all. Siri play “Hello” by Adele.

full brand messaging guide

BRAND VOICE AND TONE GUIDE

target audience breakdown

brand poitioning statements

Taglines and slogans

how you sound/ don’t sound guide

packaging + thank you cards

FROM $1000

website copy

You own this little corner of the internet, so make it count!

BLOGS

FAQs + ABANDONED CART

Home page

About Us / bios

Sales / landing pages

Product / service descriptions

Contact us page

User Experience (UX) Copywriting

FROM $500

EMAIL

& SOCIAL MEDIA

Stay in touch, but make it entertaining and educational.

Autoresponder/Funnel Emails (Series)

E-newsletter/E-zines

promotional emails

captions

Company Description for online directories

FROM $500

ADS &

SCRIPTS

I’ll pull a Hollywood and make a scene.

Pay-Per-Click (PPC) / Adwords Campaigns

Chatbot scripts

Podcast ScriptS

Short Online Video Script

Long-Form Video Sales Letter (VSL)

radio & TV COMMERCIALS

Banner Ad or Text Ad

FROM $500

EDITs, audits &

strategy

Need someone to just tell you what to do? I can be bossy when needed. Buckle up!

Copy Critique

Copyediting

Site Content Audit and Report

Marketing Strategy, Planning, Consulting

FROM $500

COPY RATES & BUNDLES

WORDS THAT CONVERT, ENGAGE AND ENTERTAIN

Brand voice

FEES start AT $1000

AD COPY

FEES StART AT $400/ 5 ads

WEBSITE COPY

FEES start AT $500

EMAIL COPY

FEES start AT $500

SCRIPTS

FEES start AT $600

I base my prices off of AWAI’s rate sheet paired with my training and real work experience.


Need to mix and match, or need a service not listed? Custom bundles available, just book a call and tell me what you want, what you really, really want.

Wanna head to Vegas and make this official?

COPY ALL DAY, YOUR WAY

ROME WASN’T BUILT IN A DAY, BUT YOUR COPY CAN BE

Have you been putting off a copy project for far too long? Or maybe you just had a brilliant idea and need to get it live, like now-uh. Well good thing you’ve got the speediest gal in the west ready for hire. I’ll dedicate my entire day to you and knock out as much as I possibly can within 12 hours. That’s right- phone on DND, it’ll be pedal to the metal.


At the end of the day you’ll have 90% finished copy. The next 24 hours are for you to notate any desired revisions. I’ll implement those the following day (even if it’s a weekend), and just like that, you’ve got words for days and are ready for lift off.


Upon booking, you'll receive an in-depth brand clarity questionnaire and a scheduling link to a 60 min strategy & discovery call, so I’m in the loop and caught up on all the hot goss, while ensuring you get the most bang for your buck. You choose your day of dedication post call and I’ll get to steppin’.

$2000

AGENCY QUALITY FOR A FRACTION OF THE COST

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CONTENT, ADs & UGC

SERVICES

content options

  • sketch ads
  • traditional sales ads
  • listicles
  • problem/solution
  • features highlght
  • Product showcasing & unboxing
  • Testimonials & reviews
  • Demonstrations & tutorials
  • Script- reads
  • before & after
  • green screen
  • trends
  • and more!


guaranteed

deliverables

  • 15 to 60 second videos
  • 2 ASPECT RATIOS (9:16) (4:3)
  • Research of branding & concepts
  • CONCEPTS, scriptS and shot listS
  • Photo resizing
  • Video editing
  • 2 versions-BLANK + text overlay
  • 3 months of usage rights


A LA CARTE

RUSH ORDER

HOOK / CTA VARIATIONS

multiple concepts

USAGE RIGHTS &

RAW FOOTAGE

SPARK ADS / WHITELISTING

STATIC PHOTOS

ADDITIONAL ASPECT RATIOS

SET & COSTUME CURATION

TRADITIONAL, AGENCY-ESQUE ADS

EQUIPMENT &

SOFTWARE

EQUIPMENT

iphone 12

CANON SL2

72" TRIPOD

AIRSTICK

POP FILTER

KAOTICA MICROPHONE ISOLATION

AKG c214 microphone

MACBOOK PRO 2022

-VIDEO

-VIDEO

-AUDIO

-AUDIO

-AUDIO

LIGHTING

RING LIGHT

NEEWER SOFT BOX LIGHTS

NEEWER DIFFUSERS

SEAMLESS BACKDROPS

Black 53" x 18'

GREEN 82" X 18

LIGHT PINK 53" X 18

Super White 53" x 18'

EDITING SOFTWARE

Filmora

CAPCUT

PHOTOSHOP

GARAGEBAND

ABLETON LIVE

UGC RATES & BUNDLES

UGC SO SEAMLESS AND STRATEGIC THEY WON’T EVEN KNOW IT’S AN AD

$200

1 VIDEO CONCEPT

$450

3 VIDEO CONCEPTs

5 VIDEO CONCEPTS

$800

*3 MONTHS OF USAGE RIGHTS INCLUDED IN BASE RATES

Retainers and custom bundles available upon request.


Let’s get on a call to discuss your pain points and goals.


It’s like therapy but less traumatic.

A LA CARTE

RAW FOOTAGE

ADDT’L HOOKS & CTAS

+50% base rate

$50/ each

whitelisting / SPARK

organic CONCEPTS

+30% base rate/ month

$200/ CONCEPT

ADDT’L USAGE RIGHTS

+3 mo/+30% | +6 mo/+50%

THE A, B, C, D TEST BUNDLE

$1200

16 AD

VARIATIONS

*savings of $2000!

2 base concepts

4 hooks

2 CTA’S

1 static graphic ad

1 revision

creative research & strategy

COMPETITOR RESEARCH + AUDIENCE LANDSCAPE

THE Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3 bundle

$2600

32 AD

VARIATIONS

*savings of $3800!

4 base concepts

4 hooks

2 CTA’S

1 static graphic ad

2 revisions

creative research & strategy

COMPETITOR RESEARCH + AUDIENCE LANDSCAPE

It’s an ad, duh package

$3800

ONE STOP

SHOP

COncepts & storyboarding

HOOKS & CTA’S

SCRIPTING

SET DESIGN & wardrobe STYLING

revisionS

creative research & strategy

COMPETITOR RESEARCH + AUDIENCE LANDSCAPE

THIS IS A TRADITIONAL AD STRATEGY AND CONCEPT THAT LEANS INTO THE FACT THAT THE CONSUMER WILL REALIZE THEY ARE, IN FACT, WATCHING AN AD. NO FUNNY BUSINESS. JUST KIDDING, WITH ME THE BUSINESS IS ALWAYS FUNNY. THE VIBES: THIS, THIS, THIS AND THIS.

Content strategy &

Social media management

ARE THE RESPONSIBILITIES OF SOCIAL MEDIA STARTING TO MAKE YOU FEEL ANTI SOCIAL?

EVERY PACKAGE INCLUDES:

Social strategy & planning

CONSISTENT TREND RESEARCH

target audience(s) IDENTIFICATION & RESEARCH

content creation (STATIC & VIDEO)

Custom graphic design & copywriting

Scheduling, feedback, approval and publishing

Monthly analytics & reporting

BASIC

PACKAGE

  • 12 posts / MONTH
  • custom graphics & video editing
  • 12 stories / MONTH
  • Up to 2 social media networks
  • 2 hours of community engagement
  • SCHEDULED & PUBLISHED for yoU
  • Monthly Analytics Reports
  • bi weekly check in calls
  • if LA local- 1 HR OF On SITE CONTENT FILMING

*3 month contract required

$750 / MONTH

PREMIUM

PACKAGE

MOST POPULAR

  • 16 posts / MONTH
  • custom graphics & video editing
  • 16 stories / MONTH
  • Up to 3 social media networks
  • 4 hours of community engagement
  • SCHEDULED & PUBLISHED for yoU
  • Monthly Analytics Reports
  • bi weekly check in calls
  • if LA local- 1 HR OF On SITE CONTENT FILMING

*3 month contract required


$1300 / MONTH

DELUXE

PACKAGE

BEST

VALUE

  • 20 posts / MONTH
  • custom graphics & video editing
  • 20 stories / MONTH
  • Up to 4 social media networks
  • 6 hours of community engagement
  • SCHEDULED & PUBLISHED for yoU
  • Monthly Analytics Reports
  • bi weekly check in calls
  • if LA local- 2.5 HR OF On SITE CONTENT FILMING

*3 month contract required

* ad spend not included in monthly price


$2000/ MONTH

ADD ONS &

A LA CARTE

PAID ADS +$150+ AD SPEND

EMAIL mARKETING +$150/ 2 emails / mo

BRAND STRATEGY +$550

TEMPLATES & CONTENT IDEAS +$250

LINKEDIN CONTENT +230/ 4 posts / MO

FREEBIES & FUNNEL +$500

Close, but no

cigar?